Life Is Funny By Itself?
Have you ever watched people for fun? When you're in a retail store? They take out an item you have to put together, open the box, make sure all the pieces are there......... Then take one that's sealed.
Have you shopped in a retail store? What about those people who take numerous items in to a fiting room, and come out carrying them over their arm. Then proceed to the appropriate location, then pick out the identical item on a hanger.
Then of course there's Grocery Stores. Ever see someone thumping Melons? Surprise, they select the one they didn't thump.
Tomatoes, same thing. They squeeze every one, except the one they decide to keep.
When walking down an aisle, watch for the item picker. You know the one who always chooses the fourth or fifth item behind. Tell me, "If it's in a can or a box, which are sealed! What difference does it make?
Now do you have the luck I have? I'm coming up to a Toll Station. I pick the shortest cash line. Guess what? You got it, the driver in front of me first has to get his change out. Then count it in to the toll taker's hand. Remember that long line next to you? You got it, they're long gone.
You never drop your keys when opening your door, right! It's pouring cats and dogs. As you approach your car door, you reach in your pocket take your keys, guess what? You drop them, by the time you retrieve them. Put the right key in, open the door, your drenched. You think, "Why me?"
See you don't have to be vulgar, Life Is Funny By Itself.
Yours truly,
Bruce
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